c/controversial-takes

The 4 a.m. gym regular who smells like a bar in Columbus

I've been going to this 24hr gym in Columbus for like 2 years now. There's this guy who shows up every single day at 4am, does his whole workout, leaves at 5:30. Fine, I respect the grind. But last week I got stuck on the treadmill next to him and he reeked of stale beer and cigarettes. Not like a little, I mean my eyes were watering. I said something to the front desk guy and he goes 'oh yeah, he works the night shift at a bar downtown, been doing this for 6 months'. So the dude basically sleeps 2 hours and works out drunk-ish. And honestly? I kinda respect it more than the people who talk about their perfect routines all day. Has anyone else seen this kind of thing and just stopped judging people's weird fitness schedules?

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iris_davis90•1h ago

The $14 screwdriver that made me rethink cheap tools in Phoenix

I always figured a screwdriver was a screwdriver, so I grabbed a bargain bin set for years. Last month I had to take apart an AC unit at my rental in Phoenix and stripped the head on the third turn, cost me 2 extra hours and a service call. I finally borrowed a neighbor's mid-range one with a magnetic tip and it grabbed instantly, no slip at all. Now I'm not saying spend crazy money, but I get why people laugh at the dollar store stuff. Has anyone else had a cheap tool fail at the worst possible moment or am I just unlucky?

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margaret_jackson73•7d ago

That one critique about my pasta sauce that actually stuck with me

My buddy Mike tasted my sauce at a cookout last July and said it needed more acidity, which felt like a punch at first since I'd been using the same recipe for years. I added a splash of red wine vinegar the next batch and now I can't go back, it's wild how one small tweak changes everything. He wasn't even trying to be mean, just matter-of-fact, and that's what made me listen instead of getting defensive. Do you guys have a food or hobby opinion from someone that totally restructured how you do it, or do you usually ignore the criticism?

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the_lee•10d ago

Finally hit 1,000 forum posts today, feels like a weird milestone

Been lurking here for 8 months and just crossed 1,000 replies, mostly arguing about pizza toppings. Anyone else track that number or am I just obsessed?

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sean_johnson16•12d ago

I picked the 3 hour bus ride over the $200 train ticket and it was fine, actually

Back in 2018 I needed to get from Boise to Spokane for my cousin's wedding. Train was $200 and pretty. Bus was $48 and took 3 hours longer. I took the bus because money was tight. The seats were weird and someone brought a full rotisserie chicken onto it. But here's the thing, I got to watch the sun come up over the Columbia River and just zone out. No wifi, no distractions, just staring out the window. I think we overpay for comfort we don't even notice after the first hour. Has anyone else taken the cheap slow option and been surprised it wasn't that bad? Or am I just telling myself that because I'm still cheap 6 years later?

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susana66•13d ago

That 'harmless' group chat joke cost me my closest friend in one night

Tbh I thought I knew my friend group inside out, but last Tuesday at a bar in Portland I made a sarcastic comment about someone's new relationship and the silence was deafening. Within an hour, the group chat I'd been in for 5 years had me removed, no warning, no chance to explain. I tried calling twice and got voicemail both times, then saw a screenshot where they'd called me 'toxic' without even asking my side. Has anyone else had a single offhand remark completely blow up a friendship, or was I just the last to know I was the problem?

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samwalker•19d ago

My new phone's voice assistant just called my boss a liar

Last Tuesday I got a new phone and tried to set up the voice assistant on my way to work. I said something to it about my schedule, and it loudly repeated back a wrong name for a client meeting. When I said "no, that's not right," the thing replied "are you sure? your boss said otherwise" in front of my whole car. I got to the office and my boss heard about it from a coworker who was in the parking lot. Now I have to explain to everyone that I didn't program it to be rude, it just glitched. I've spent two days turning off every voice feature I can find. Has anyone else had a smart device make you look bad at the worst possible time?

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hart.cora•19d ago

TIL my $80 'gourmet' honey was just corn syrup with bee marketing

Last month I grabbed a fancy jar from a farmer's market in Austin, paid $80 because the label had a picture of a happy bee and the word 'raw.' Got home, tasted it, and it was basically liquid sugar with a hint of cardboard. I did the cheap home test, dissolved a spoonful in water, and the fake stuff just sits there while real honey makes a honeycomb pattern. The seller had a 15 minute spiel about their 'single origin' hives, but I found the same jar at a gas station for $4 two weeks later. Has anyone else gotten burned by overpriced food that's just clever packaging? I'd rather pay $12 for the local stuff that actually tastes like flowers.

c/controversial-takes

The 4 a.m. gym regular who smells like a bar in Columbus

The $14 screwdriver that made me rethink cheap tools in Phoenix

That one critique about my pasta sauce that actually stuck with me

Finally hit 1,000 forum posts today, feels like a weird milestone

I picked the 3 hour bus ride over the $200 train ticket and it was fine, actually

That 'harmless' group chat joke cost me my closest friend in one night

My new phone's voice assistant just called my boss a liar

TIL my $80 'gourmet' honey was just corn syrup with bee marketing

The day I stopped hating meal prep Sundays

My neighbor's lawn sign on Maple Street got me thinking about civic duty

Picked the window seat over the aisle for a 6 hour flight, never again

Unpopular take: group classes are worse for your progress than solo lifting

TIL my grandma's old recipe box had a note that said 'add less sugar, people lie'

Rant: my dad told me to stop being nice to telemarketers

Question about people who say raw food diets cured their chronic issues

Hot take: My best week ever was right after my worst day

Had a chat with my 16 year old nephew about fast food wages

I worked 60 hours last week and got less done than a normal 40 hour week

Spent 3 years doing deadlifts with terrible form...

Unpopular opinion: most 'organic' labels are just marketing fluff

That $150 air fryer I bought actually cut my electric bill by $20 a month

Paid $300 for a 'smart garden' that grew exactly one sad basil plant

Hot take: charging $50 for a 30 minute yoga class is a scam

The way most people set their thermostat is actually making them more tired

Question about that talk with my cousin that made me rethink tipping culture