The recharge thing got me. He really said a bird sits on a feeder pecking seeds for 20 minutes because that's how the drones power up? That is the wildest part of this whole story, not the moon tapes or the 2001 switcheroo, but that a grown man watched a living creature eat and came up with a battery explanation for it. Your uncle has a whole system worked out where every normal thing is secretly a cover story, and the boring truth (NASA taped over old footage because tape was pricey back then) never stands a chance. I want to know if he has an answer for bird poop, because that seems like a big flaw in the drone plan.

Parking downtown anywhere costs an arm and a leg, museum or not. You would have paid that same 28 bucks to park for a ballgame or a dinner out, so pinning it on the free museum day is a stretch. The snacks are on you too, nobody made you buy the 12 dollar sandwich when you could have eaten before you went. Free admission means free admission, not free parking and free food, and every museum I have ever been to has a suggested donation box sitting right there in plain sight. You still got into the museum for nothing, which is more than you can say for most things in a big city. Doing the math after the fact and calling it a trick is a little dramatic when the garage sign was probably right there when you pulled in.