Man, I'm just over here with a bent Allen key and a lot of hope.

Unbelievable. They call it "non-stick forever" but the forever part just means the flakes are in your food for all time. For that price, you'd expect the coating to last longer than a cheap grocery store spatula. Sounds like they mixed up their marketing terms and sold you a "non-stick for now" pan instead.

Man, that's so true. I read a crane op's forum post once about how wind doesn't just push the load, it changes the center of gravity on tall stuff. They said a light breeze on a vertical tank is fine, but that same breeze hitting it sideways once it's horizontal is a whole different beast. Made me stop and actually watch the weather vane on site, not just check the app.

Honestly, I just keep my bag on my shoulder the whole time. Locks feel like overkill and a hassle to deal with all day.

Isn't that just common sense though?