Yikes, that's a serious wake-up call. I mean, I'm probably the worst at this stuff, my old router's password was literally just the word "password" for like three years. First thing, change that admin password to something actually strong, not like mine was. Then you gotta check for any firmware updates for the router, they patch security holes. After that, maybe set up a guest network for any weird smart gadgets you don't fully trust.

Forced family fun is the worst" is exactly right. A seating chart just makes people feel trapped. Letting people choose their own seats avoids that whole mess.

Ever try telling them it's basically evidence for the refund? I say the system needs the broken item to close the case. Usually stops the argument right there.

Re-weld and quench" is the smart move. I just use a simple stick weld on mine, nothing fancy. A good clean bead and a proper tempering cycle is all it really takes to make them safe.

Happens with keys, phones, everything these days.