Oh man, my windows are so stuck I'd need a whole soap factory.

It's like when people use scotch tape on photos, that same good intentions but bad materials vibe.

That "last place you look" line used to bug me. I thought it was just a silly thing people said. Then I spent two hours looking for my keys in my own house, only to find them in the freezer. I had put them down while putting away groceries. It's annoyingly true.