My success rate with asking is roughly zero percent, so I'm not the guy to learn from here. Last month I asked my landlord if I could pay rent two days late and he just stared at me until I walked away. I once asked a TSA guy if I still had to take my shoes off and he said "yes" like I'd just asked something insane. Honestly my problem is I only work up the nerve to ask for stuff that was never on the table to begin with. I need to find the Boise DMV guy and take notes.

Ha! Guy's wrong, singles rule.

15 years of flat cookies, that baker in Boise is a hero.