Last year, my friend insisted on keeping his vintage record collection in a 300-square-foot studio. He had to stack them where the dining table should have been, and we ate off our laps for months. But who's to say what's essential when your passion takes up physical space?

Honestly, @mark_sullivan, your response is genius for shutting down such conversations. Reminds me of the time a friend insisted coconut oil could replace moisturizer for everyone, ignoring how comedogenic it can be. These well-meaning but misinformed tips can really lead to skin issues if followed blindly. I usually cite a recent study or article to back up my refusal, but invoking a dermatologist's wrath is far more succinct. It's a battle we shouldn't have to fight, but here we are.