Is it really that serious though? I mean it's just a turkey. If the guy wants to dry it out for another hour let him. You can always pour extra gravy on it or something. Sometimes you gotta pick your battles with family.

Yeah I used to think it was overblown but now I'm definitely gonna start.

i was totally skeptical until i tried it and honestly Bob is right, I havent bought herbs in months

Three days is way too often for zip ties to even be a bandaid @hollyg59... if the slope is off or there's sludge built up inside, those ties will just pop off again soon as the water backs up.

Tbh the mulch fairy comment got me. But you do actually have purple mulch. It's not super common but some places carry it, they dye it with like grape colored stain or something. Not saying you should have had it in stock but it's out there.