Man, @julia_fisher what if the terrible recipe was the point? Like she kept making it badly on purpose so nobody would ask for it, and those cryptic notes were just decoys. My aunt's "secret" pie crust had a tablespoon of vinegar listed as "acid rain" and three whole cloves, which explains why it tasted like potpourri.

Honestly, hearing about a sleep app compared to radio static is just shocking to me. Tbh, that old trick was foolproof and didn't cost a dime. Ngl, I spent countless nights drifting off to that static, and it never failed. It's almost unbelievable that we've moved from something so simple to needing an app for everything. The idea of relying on a phone to sleep when a radio could do the job feels backwards. Makes me question what we're really gaining with all these digital crutches.