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4d ago
inFound out my $1.25 box of pasta was costing me way more than the $3 kind
Ever check the fiber on those boxes too? Turns out the cheap stuff was barely filling me up, so I was eating way more of it and spending the savings right back on snacks.
22d ago
inOverheard my barber say 'friends are seasons' and it hit weird
friends are seasons" hits different when nobody actually died or moved, the group just quietly stopped.
24d ago
inDrinking fountain at the DMV made me rethink my whole water bottle habit
That brown water at the Newark DMV fountain is exactly the kind of thing that makes you wonder what's in the pipes feeding it, and the dying cat noise means the pump or aerator is shot, which usually means nobody's cleaned it in months. If a public fountain tastes or looks off, is it really worth gambling on your stomach to save $2.79? Once you've seen water come out that color, keeping a case in the trunk stops feeling silly and starts feeling like common sense.
25d ago
inThought my dad jokes were killing it at work until my 9 year old asked why nobody laughs at the water cooler
Hold up, the water cooler thing isn't really the test you want. People laugh way harder at stuff when they're actually listening, and standing around a water cooler is basically the worst place to get a real reaction because half of them are just grabbing water and thinking about their next meeting. The real sign is whether people repeat your jokes later to someone else, or throw one back at you, because that means it stuck. Also your kid calling out the fake laugh doesn't mean you're not funny, it just means office jokes land different than jokes at home where everyone actually wants to hear you. Try testing new stuff on your family first and save the winners for work, that's how you find out what actually works.