Ugh, my home sauerkraut attempts make @price.tara's barrels smell great.

Ever tried talking to the city about a timeline?

That's always how it starts, right? Something normal gets twisted until a work glove feels as personal as a fingerprint.

My old 10mm socket came back looking like it dredged a fryer vat. I found my good needle-nose pliers with what I hope was just barbecue sauce in the hinges. At this point, I'm pretty sure my coworker thinks my toolbox is a community kitchen drawer and every tool is the gross spatula nobody wants to wash. The only thing he ever leaves clean is his conscience.

Actually, Arizona's great tacos still come from Mexican culinary traditions though.