Your mileage may vary with those online moments.

Weekly deliveries? That's excessive. It completely undermines your minimalist efforts when new plastic toys are arriving every seven days. The living room must feel like a toy store warehouse by now.

Okay, but let's be real here. This whole debate feels like arguing whether a chef uses a knife because they hate blenders. Sometimes a hand tool is just a hand tool, not a manifesto against the industrial revolution. We're probably overthinking it while someone out there is actually building a table without power tools and laughing at us. The reverence might be genuine, but the avoidance part sounds like a fancy excuse for not wanting to read an instruction manual. Anyway, back to my mass-produced coffee.