Vent: My 'grapefruit only' diet lasted exactly 27 hours before I caved and ate an entire frozen pizza.
I saw it in a magazine at my dentist's office in Orlando, thought 'how hard could it be,' and now I just compare every diet plan to the sheer, sad desperation of that second afternoon, so has anyone else had a diet fail so fast it was almost impressive?
Three days. That pizza sat in my freezer for three full days before I finally caved and microwaved it. @patriciap52 I bet yours was thawed, but I can't judge anyone's rock-bottom pizza decisions. I ate mine with a fork because it was still icy in the middle and I didn't want to break a tooth. Honestly, I think we've all been there at some point.