My last loaf had a crust you could use for armor. @nina_johnson86 is right, I definitely need more steam.

Actually handled a fake denarius last month that felt right but was totally wrong. The patina was painted on and the weight was off by a few grams. Plastic prints won't fool you like a good fake can.

Remember the part where the old knob and tube wiring was held together with literal newspaper and hope? We spent two days just gently taping it back together every time we bumped a joist. The whole crew developed this weird, tiptoe walk that week.