Why does it have to be a rule at all? Just talk about it like two adults, maybe before you even go out.

A lawn chair? That's a level of commitment I wasn't ready for. My neighbor's cat just glares from under a bush. This one has its own dedicated seating for judging your weeding technique. It probably has notes.

Yeah, sean_miller88 is right about them being mostly salt. I tried one of those fancy competition injections on a brisket once and it came out like salty pot roast, totally wrecked the bark. Now I just use beef broth with a little Worcestershire and garlic powder for my injections. Keeps it moist without making it mushy.

So that stuff actually worked on a slab that bad? What was the brand you ended up using for that job?

Honestly feel like people make writing way too complicated sometimes. I just scribble some notes on a napkin and start typing, and my stuff turns out fine. It's a short story, not a movie script.