Man that's rough, 23 applications and only 2 callbacks would've had me pulling my hair out. Glad your buddy told you to just show up because that clearly worked way better. Some jobs really do just want to see your face and know you can actually do the work.

That sandwich thing makes me think the dubbers were just reading whatever they had on hand, like a menu or a script from a totally different movie. I've seen a few of these tapes where the voices don't even match the mouth flaps, so the studio probably hired whoever was cheap and called it a day. Your chicken nugget line is proof they stopped caring about matching the action at all.

Wow, 47 subs and the ISP is already on you like you're running a crime ring out of your basement. Funny how a public domain clip from 1963 suddenly becomes a problem the same day your Iran coup video does numbers, but the other 200 channels using it are fine. Maybe it's just me but that timing smells less like copyright and more like someone noticed what you were reading out loud.