The DMV lady told me the exact time I'd die and it was way too chill

I went to the DMV in Fresno to renew my license and the worker, Brenda from booth 4, mentioned that the average person spends 12 minutes a day looking for lost stuff. That adds up to about 3 full months over a lifetime, which hit harder than any horror movie I've seen. She said it like she was reading a weather report, and I just stood there holding my number ticket, wondering if I should start labeling my keys. Has anyone else gotten an existential wake-up call from a totally random source like that?

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william_jackson6523d ago

Man, that is one weird thing for a DMV worker to just drop on someone. So did Brenda follow that up with the math on how much time you'll spend sitting in DMV lines, or did she just leave you hanging with that random stat? I mean, 3 months of looking for keys feels like the kind of number you can't unhear, but I'd honestly be more shook if she knew my actual death date.