What do you think was in that old wood?

After @derekl79's point, did you mention the shingles to the roofer?

But what if you don't want to write a dissertation? My old laptop is a universe of silicon and rare earth metals, but most days it's just the thing I watch bad TV on. Sometimes a rock is just a nice rock to skip across a pond, you know?

One cashier's lentil recommendation sparked a full-blown life audit.