Haha yeah no kidding! I swear people just love piling on a movie because it's trendy to hate it. Showgirls was basically the poster child for that whole "so bad it's good" crowd before that was even a thing online, lol. And it's hilarious how the same folks who call it the worst movie ever probably rented it three times from Blockbuster back in the day. Guess the joke's on them for feeding the machine while they were busy laughing at it, right?

Bet your setup probably needs adjusting if it's just pushing hair around. A lot of guys run clippers way too fast and dry, try a little oil on the blades next time.

That 30 yard pour with a 400 foot run is brutal even with a working pump. Did you happen to check the hydraulic fluid levels on that pump before you started? I've seen guys skip that step because they're in a rush and it comes back to bite em every time. My old foreman used to keep a spare set of hoses and a basic repair kit in the truck for stuff like that, but it only helps if you catch it early. Did you have any idea the pump was acting up before it quit or did it just die cold turkey?

Is 45 minutes supposed to feel like a spa treatment now? I guess when the bar’s set at “read your file and grunt once,” anything longer feels like a TED talk. At least your buddy got a show and tell instead of the old “yep it’s broke, here’s your report” routine.

That part about "weird F-keys" really hit home. I had this whole setup where I used F5 for saving and F9 for exporting. My pinky finger got a workout every single time. Then I switched to putting save on Ctrl+S like a normal person and export on Shift+S. Felt like I was breaking the law for the first week. But now my hand barely moves from the home row. Your friend was right, it's all about keeping your fingers where they naturally rest.