You know, I used to think all veggies could just hang out together in the crisper. But the ethylene gas tip from Sandra totally shifted my perspective, now I'm segregating my produce like it's a science project. What's the weirdest storage hack you've tried that actually worked?

You ever think we're just nostalgic for slowness? That dial-up tone meant waiting, which built anticipation in a way instant gratification can't replicate. I still remember the specific agony of a 56k modem trying to load a JPEG line by line. The whole ritual of connecting felt like an event, and tbh, I kinda miss having an on/off switch for the entire internet.