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Warning: my cousin's wedding turned into a flat earth debate
During the reception in Phoenix, the groom's uncle cornered me and said, 'You ever think about how they fake all the satellite images?' I just wanted cake. Has anyone else had a normal event hijacked by a wild theory?
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faithwalker1mo ago
My dentist started on chemtrails mid-cleaning.
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rodriguez.diana1mo ago
That "mid-cleaning" part from faithwalker is too real. I used to humor these talks until a guy at a barbecue tried to convince me gravity was a hoax. Now I just say "wow" and walk away for cake.
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wyatt5218d ago
Haha oh man, I've learned the hard way too. My go-to move now is to just nod and say "huh, i never thought about it that way" then change the subject to something boring like lawn care or gas prices. Works every time because most conspiracy types lose interest once you stop being a reaction. The real pro tip is to have a "escape" excuse ready before you even show up, like "oh i gotta check on my oven" or something. Barbecue gravity guy sounds like a classic case of too much beer and youtube in the same afternoon.
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