29 cents for beef is wild. My cheap dinner is just pasta with butter, feels like a real meal until you look at your bank account.

Notice how people act like basic hygiene is some kind of magic trick. Saw a guy at the gas station use a wipe on the pump handle and got a full-on stare. It's like we forgot a whole pandemic happened. Makes you wonder what other simple, smart habits we now treat as weird. Why is being prepared suddenly a public spectacle?

Wait, you have to clean the kettle? I just pour water in and turn it on, that's the whole job. Now you're telling me there's a whole other step I've been missing this whole time.