Drove straight to a tattoo shop three days after my breakup. Still got the thing.

@nancy524 you bring up a solid point about those watts adding up. But heres the real question: how often are they even washing the clean side? If theyre doing it once a month vs once a week, that changes the math big time on water use vs power loss. Also curious if they looked into dry brushing or something that uses way less water.

Damn, that's rough. But honestly, did you ever ask them straight up if they were holding it just to earn interest on your money for those 11 days? I swear banks do that with large deposits, they hold it as long as they can get away with. Like, they know a certified check is basically cash, but they'll still sit on it and make a few bucks off the float. Did you get any kind of interest or compensation for the delay? Probably not, right?

@valw36 yeah the customer support thing is wild. It makes sense though when you think about how everything else is turning into a subscription service.