See it all the time, people just say things to sound better.

Ha, my cold start trick is just swearing at it.

Pad shift is the worst, especially on stairs. Did you tack it down this time?

Sounds good for turmeric, but that system would break most online help forums. People often can't even describe their problem, let alone prove they searched. You'd just get photos of blank search bars or links to totally unrelated threads. The real fix is better mods who merge repeat threads, not making users jump through hoops they'll fake anyway.

My extractor set has seen more action than that bolt.