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Told a weight joke about my wife's lasagna at her book club
Last Tuesday, her book club was over and someone mentioned the casserole they were reading about. I chimed in that my wife's lasagna was the only heavy read I needed, and gestured at the pan in the kitchen. Eleven women stopped mid-bite and just stared at me. My wife didn't speak to me for two days, and I slept on the couch Wednesday night. Has anyone else had a joke that made the room go dead quiet in less than three seconds?
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janaallen1mo ago
Eleven women stopped mid bite? That's like a scene out of a horror movie, not a book club. I can't believe you said that about her lasagna in front of the whole group, that's wild. You basically volunteered to sleep on that couch, man. I'm surprised she only gave you two days of silence, I'd have made you eat a whole pan of cold lasagna as punishment.
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