My roommate reorganized the kitchen at 2am and left a note calling it 'freedom'
Last month my roommate Marcus decided the spice rack was 'oppressing' him, so he pulled every jar out at 2 in the morning and lined them up by color instead of name. I woke up to cumin next to cinnamon and a sticky note on the fridge that just read 'order is a construct.' It took me 45 minutes to find the paprika for my eggs, and he stood there smiling like he'd done me a favor. Has anyone else had a roommate who turned a shared space into their own personal art project?
Ok but "order is a construct" is actually kinda funny and he's not totally wrong, like who decided paprika has to go next to pepper anyway. The 2am part is selfish tho, and standing there smiling while you hunt for paprika is annoying. Maybe he should do his art projects when you're not trying to make breakfast.