stella_baker•11d agoProlific Poster

My roommate cooked 12 frozen pizzas in one week and nearly started a fire

Last Thursday I came home from my delivery shift to find the oven door cracked open and smoke pouring out. My roommate Greg decided to cook three frozen pizzas at once stacked on top of each other on the rack. The bottom one was just a black crust that was actually on fire a little bit. I opened the oven and the smoke alarm went off for like 15 minutes straight. He said he was just hungry and didn't want to wait for them to cook one at a time. This isn't even the worst of it though because last Tuesday he tried to microwave a metal bowl. Has anyone else dealt with a roommate who has zero common sense in the kitchen?

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reesemiller11d ago

Bruh THREE pizzas stacked on top of each other?? That's not cooking that's a science experiment gone wrong. The bottom one catching fire is honestly impressive in the worst way possible. And a metal bowl in the microwave too? Your roommate is actively trying to burn the place down.

the_holly11d ago

Did the roommate also try to cook fish in the dishwasher last week?