Shoutout to the guy at the Lincoln diner who explained chemtrails to me for 45 minutes
Stopped at a diner off I-80 in Lincoln last Thursday and the guy next to me started talking about the sky. He pulled out a folder with like 20 printouts and said the planes over Nebraska were doing "weather tests" since 2019. I still think it's just contrails, but he was so calm about it that I sat there way longer than I meant to. What's the weirdest one of these you've heard from a total stranger?
The folder with 20 printouts is what gets me, like he's been carrying that thing around waiting for someone to sit next to him. I'd bet money he's got a laminated one in there too. Give it a few years and that diner guy will have a whole laminated binder.