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My grandma gave me a talking toilet paper holder for Christmas

It yelled 'wipe with pride' every time you pulled a sheet, I unplugged it after 3 hours and hid it in the closet, has anyone else gotten a gag gift that was way too annoying to actually use?
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grant.sam
grant.sam9d ago
Wipe with pride sounds like something my uncle would've yelled at me during my awkward teenage years. Must've been rough having grandma's voice echo that every time you needed a square.
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parker_park8
Wait, so your grandma was the official family toilet inspector or something... awkward. Makes me wonder if she had a scorecard with little stickers for "extra pride" wipes. Probably gave you a gold star for hitting the bowl just right, then yelled at you for leaving the seat up. Honestly, beats my childhood where my dad just handed me a roll and said "figure it out, champ.
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