Safety valves get checked way too often. Most systems are overbuilt and the valve is the last thing to fail. If it worked fine last time, it's probably fine now. Constant checking just wastes time and can even wear out the parts.

Sounds like a lot of work just to feel productive. Most people's jobs are just a bunch of small stuff anyway. That report would have gotten done eventually without all the tracking.

My buddy Dave got a bag of Kenyan beans as a gift last Christmas. He brewed it expecting his usual dark roast taste and said it was so bright and winey it tasted like a totally different drink. He texted me a picture of his confused face with the mug, it was pretty funny.

Oh wow, that is a wild chain of events! Changing a tire together is actually a pretty good teamwork test, even if it's a messy one. But the EpiPen part is seriously scary. Is Derek doing okay now? And more importantly, are you two planning a very low-key, allergy-safe second date, or did that night feel like a sign to call it?

Dig through your old calendar for meetings you led or projects you closed. I found a number for "people trained" by looking at old webinar invites. Pull numbers from any praise emails too, like if a boss said you "saved the team 10 hours." That stuff is pure gold for the skills section.