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20h ago

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My neighbor, a retired mechanic, said 'You fix computers like I fixed cars. You're just swapping parts until it works.' That stuck with me.

Eh, it's not that deep.

2d ago

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Customer tried to return a dead houseplant after 11 months

What kind of magical soil do these people think we're selling? A plant is a living thing, not a toaster. After 11 months, that's on them. I had a lady try to return a sun-bleached, bone-dry succulent she left on her dashboard for a summer. She said our care tag was wrong. You just have to point at the policy on the receipt and repeat yourself until they run out of steam. Arguing about care just gives them an opening. They killed it, the end.

3d ago

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Unpopular opinion: I think the whole 'just be yourself' dating advice is a total trap

I used to believe that advice too, but a couple bad dates changed my mind. You kind of have to ease people into your real weirdness, not lead with it. It's like a trailer for a movie, you show the good parts first.

3d ago

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Finally got that curved archway in the old house on Elm Street to look right. Took me three full days to figure out the blocking.

Why do I hear cracking sounds?

4d ago

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Read a study from the University of Oregon that said a lot of old growth timber in houses built before 1940 is stronger than new stuff, which goes against what I always heard.

Oh, "found that out the hard way" is so true. I was trying to pull out some old floor joists once and my saw just hated it. The wood was so dense it felt like cutting through stone. That old growth stuff is no joke. It really makes you slow down and respect the craftsmanship.