Saw a squirrel make off with my entire sandwich once, crazy stuff!

Totally agree about the home equity loan being smarter than credit cards, @patriciap52. We did a HELOC for a new HVAC system last year (ouch) and the rate was like a quarter of what our cards wanted. That payment plan was the only way we could swing it without draining savings.

My last kitchen inspired project was a disaster. Tried to make an apron based on the linoleum. Looked like a sad checkerboard ghost. Your dress idea is way cooler. Might try again but with a potholder this time. Small steps, you know?