Disagree with the unique password hype. Most breaches happen because sites get hacked. Trying to remember a different password for every account is unrealistic. You end up writing them down or resetting constantly. Focus on a few strong passwords and enable two-factor authentication. That gives better protection without the hassle.

My Maytag's bearing noise was loud for ages but never caused a breakdown.

Tbh, I'm stuck on you snapping at your cat over meowing. That's wild. @milas72 has a point about moderation maybe helping with that.