My roommate kept hiding my measuring cups, then admitted it was a 'prank war' from 2019
Three weeks after I moved in with Derek in Austin, my measuring cups started vanishing. First the 1 cup, then the half. I figured I lost them. Then I found the 1 cup inside a loaf of bread on the counter. Sliced it open by accident. Derek laughed and said it was payback for me eating his leftover Thai food back in 2019. We didn't even live together in 2019. He pulled a printed screenshot of a group chat to prove it. I still don't remember touching his pad thai. Anyway, he hid my whisk in the freezer behind a bag of peas last Tuesday. Anyone else have a roommate who starts imaginary beef years before you even met?
The whole "printed screenshot of a group chat" part is sending me. My buddy had a roommate do something like this, dude swore he owed him twenty bucks from a fantasy league they were never in together. He just started unplugging the wifi router every night until the guy gave up.