My buddy Dale said he spends $0 on dates and I didn't believe him until I saw the gas station receipt
Dale took his wife to the feed store in Guthrie last Friday, looked at baby chicks for 40 minutes, then split a $3.50 hot dog from the roller thing outside. He told me the trick is picking somewhere you'd go anyway and just... staying longer than you planned. I tried it with my wife at the hardware store and we somehow killed two hours arguing about paint colors we're not even buying. What's the weirdest free spot you've turned into a hangout?