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Vent: my sister got me a singing toilet seat for Christmas and I had to choose between silence and the 7 a.m. encore
I picked silence for 3 days until my nephew found the demo button, now every flush in my Dallas apartment sounds like Mariah Carey, has anyone else gotten a gag gift that outlived its joke?
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jamie_smith18d agoOG Member
The "demo button" part got me. That's the real kicker, right there. My brother once got me a singing bass that reeked of battery acid, I swear, every time it went off it smelled like a melted toy shop. I ended up hiding it behind a plant for a year, and one day my cat knocked it over and the motion sensor just started doing its full "Don't Worry, Be Happy" routine at 3am while I was trying to get over a cold. I finally gave it to a thrift store with a note taped to it saying "batteries included, good luck" and I still think about that fish sometimes, like, is it out there somewhere, haunting someone else's bathroom?
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