Had to choose between the food court slide and the broken escalator, bad call
Tbh I was at the old Galleria in Akron and the only way down from the second level was this sketchy slide that looked fine or an escalator that stopped halfway. I picked the slide, got stuck 3 feet from the bottom because of a gap in the panels, and had to army crawl out while my buddy filmed it. Has anyone else had to make a dumb route choice in a dead mall and instantly regret it?